We Will Rock You — Queen
As far as HELOC abusers go, today’s sellers are just like boys playing in the street. They made a big noise, tried to take on the world, and ended up a big disgrace. The market put them back in their place.
HELOC abuse crosses all socioeconomic lines. We have profiled high end, middle class, and now small-time condo owners freebasing the kool aid and spending themselves out of house and home. Everyone has ambitions to better themselves and their station in life. However, some people hatch plans to accomplish this goal that are not completely successful. Sometimes it is just fate or bad luck that causes some people to win or lose in life. Sometimes it is bad execution, and sometimes it is just bad planning. HELOC abuse would fall in the “bad planning” category.
How was this supposed to work? Even if the kool aid dreams were true and you could perpetually borrow against your house as it increased in value. What is the end game? Is there no limit to the amount of debt you can support? What happens when you sell and the house is no longer providing income? Does the house ever retire? Or does it provide endless free money forever? In reality, there was not plan. Everyone just took the free money and spent it without regard to future consequences, and now that there are consequences, everyone is avoiding responsibility and letting the lenders deal with the fallout.
The owners of today’s featured property managed to find a lender who thought their sub $200K condo was worth over $580K and loaned them money accordingly. These owners may set the record for the greatest return on their initial investment. They put down $5,500 in 1999 and took out more than $400,000 over the 8 years that followed.
Income Requirement: $112,500
Downpayment Needed: $90,000
Monthly Equity Burn: $3,750
Purchase Price: $182,000
Purchase Date: 7/29/1999
Address: 18 Queens Wreath Way, Irvine, CA 92612
Beds: | 2 |
Baths: | 2 |
Sq. Ft.: | 1,320 |
$/Sq. Ft.: | $341 |
Lot Size: | 3,648
Sq. Ft. |
Property Type: | Single Family Residence |
Style: | Rambler |
Year Built: | 1965 |
Stories: | 1 Level |
Area: | University Park |
County: | Orange |
MLS#: | S531320 |
Source: | SoCalMLS |
Status: | Active |
On Redfin: | 14 days |
3rd bedroom. Home features great room living concept complete w/corian
counters, recessed ighting, all new windows and brand new roof!!
Covered patio invites you into the back living area! Excellent
location, excellent schools!
What is the “3rd room currently set up as a
3rd bedroom?” Is this an illegal conversion, or just realtor BS trying to make a 2/2 sound like a 3/2?
At least some of the HELOC money went toward pergraniteel.
Excellent
location? If you like being about 100 feet from the 405. This place has to be very noisy.
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To look at the listing, you would think these people are going to make $268,000, but when you see the short sale notice, you know they got crazy with their HELOCs. Let me give you the bullet point summary:
- The property was purchased for $182,000 in July of 1999. There was a $176,500 first mortgage and a $5,500 downpayment. 3% down was probably an FHA loan.
- On 7/31/2001 the property was refinanced with a $200,000 first and a $50,000 second. They took out their $5,500 plus an additional $62,500.
- On 4/10/2003 they refinanced with a $266,500 first mortgage taking out another $16,500.
- On 2/20/2004 they opened a $100,000 HELOC.
- On 5/23/2005 they refinanced with a first mortgage for $412,000. It was a negative amortization loan with a 1% teaser rate. The HELOC was likely paid off. Total MEW of $230,000.
- On 10/6/2005 they took out a second mortgage for $50,000.
- On 6/30/2006 they took out a $121,500 HELOC. Total MEW of $341,500.
- On 4/13/2007 they refinanced their first mortgage with a $564,000 first mortgage and a $21,150 second mortgage. The total property debt totals $585,150, and total MEW equals $408,650.
If the seller gets their short-sale asking price, JP Morgan Chase stands to lose $162,150 after a 6% commission. Of course, getting this asking price may prove difficult. They are trying to get $341/SF for a 1965 condo located 100′ from the 405. There are other sellers who have consumed even more kool aid.
Do you think this is going to happen again? Will people be able to do what these borrowers did? Will prices bottom out and quickly rebound so we can all borrow and spend ourselves to prosperity at the expense of our lenders? Somehow, I don’t think we will see this again in our generation, but you never know. If the peak of the next bubble would happen to correspond to when I want to retire, that would be great…
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Buddy youre a boy make a big noise
Playin in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo face
You big disgrace
Kickin your can all over the place
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy youre a young man hard man
Shoutin in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo face
You big disgrace
Wavin your banner all over the place
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy youre an old man poor man
Pleadin with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
We Will Rock You — Queen
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