Failure’s Not An Option — Chamillionaire
The old adage in real estate is location, location, location. During the Great Housing Bubble, location and quality really didn’t matter much. It all came down to financing and the options it created. 100% financing gave all buyers a “Call” option on real estate. If the price went up, they got to keep all the money, and if it went down, the losses were passed on to the lender. 100% refinancing gave all owners a “Put” option on real estate. If the property went down in value, they had already extracted all their equity, so again the risk was passed on to the lender. Of course, the real bonanza for speculators was the Option ARM. This gave speculators a way to drastically reduce the carrying costs on their speculative investment. Many could even rent the property out for positive cashflow, particularly if they used a 1% teaser rate like today’s speculator. With all the incentives favoring speculative betting in the housing market, it is really any wonder people got a bit carried away? Is it any wonder lenders are now expected to lose $1,600,000,000,000? (That is $1.6 Trillion.)
Income Requirement: $159,750
Downpayment Needed: $127,800
Monthly Equity Burn: $5,325
Purchase Price: $815,000
Purchase Date: 3/15/2006
Address: 129 Roadrunner, Irvine, CA 92603
Beds: | 2 |
Baths: | 3 |
Sq. Ft.: | 1,600 |
$/Sq. Ft.: | $399 |
Lot Size: | – |
Property Type: | Condominium |
Style: | Contemporary |
Year Built: | 2004 |
Stories: | 1 Level |
View: | Mountain |
Area: | Turtle Ridge |
County: | Orange |
MLS#: | L26457 |
Source: | SoCalMLS |
Status: | Active |
On Redfin: | 45 days |
CANYON/MOUNTAINS, VERY QUIET AND SERENE LOCATION. OPEN PLAN LIVING ROOM
/ DINING ROOM AND A SEPARATE DEN/OFFICE. 2 BEDROOMS, MASTER BED HAS A
WALK IN CLOSET, SEPARATE BATH & SHOWER,BOTH BEDROOMS OVERLOOK THE
CANYON.LAUNDRY ROOM.WOOD FLOORS IN LIVING AREAS AND CARPET IN BEDROOMS.
KITCHEN HAS MEDIUM WOOD CABINETS, FORCED AIR AND HEAT, SECURITY SYSTEM.
PARK AND SCHOOLS NEARBY!!
ATTN INVESTORS!! Here is your opportunity to prove you have no idea what you are doing. Someone needs to buy this overpriced property before the lender losses any more money. HURRY!!!
Note the increasing number of exclamation points as the realtor got excited at the beginning of the description.
Don’t be surprised if this property gets multiple offers over the asking price. After all, this is Turtle Ridge, and properties there are immune to price declines — except perhaps for this one that has declined 20%…
If this property sells for its asking price, the lender stands to lose $214,340 after a 6% commission. The seller didn’t use 100% financing at first, but after 30 days, she opened a third mortgage and extracted her downpayment plus $2,000. She won’t lose anything other than her good credit.
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Do it do it
Do it do it
Do it do it
Ain’t got to tell you I’m the truest (Truest Truest)
You better tell them i’m the truest (Truest Truest)
You better tell them i’m the truest (Truest Truest)
You better tell them i’m the truest (Truest Truest) everyday AY
Top stay dropn my trunk stay poppn
Now turn the speakers up and the beat stay knockn
Blades stay chopn and the groupies stay boppn
Pull up to the curb all the ladies they just hoppn
Hmm the Northside body rockn (Northside)
Hmm the Southside body rockn (Southside)
Hmm we got the whole world rockn
Dont have to see a victory cause failures not an option
I keep a ear to the street u can see im eves droppn
They talkn bout my buzz tryn to picture me floppn
Under ground ruler wreck on every beat knockn
Gobble gobble all the green so they call me green goblin
Failure’s Not An Option — Chamillionaire