Category Archives: Price Rollback

Real Estate's Lost Decade

Much has been written about the “Lost Decade” in the Japanese economy. In the 90s they faced the same decisions we face today, and we appear to be making the same mistakes.

Today’s featured property is a condo being offered for 55% off its peak purchase price; a new record for Irvine. It is our first 2001 price rollback.

Asking Price: $149,900

Address: 76 Lakepines, Irvine, CA 92620

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Turning Japanese — The Vapors

I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so

Japan simultaneously inflated massive financial bubbles in real estate and stocks during the late 1980s. The slow deflation of this bubble and the general economic malaise that impacted Japan during the years that followed became known as the “Lost Decade.” The United States is facing a similar set of circumstances in the aftermath of the Great Housing Bubble. So far, we have been following the same policy actions as the Japanese did. Perhaps our officials have come to believe a Lost Decade is preferable to the next Great Depression.

Today, I want to demonstrate how easy it would be to have a similar result in our own housing market. By lowering interest rates to artificially low levels, the Federal Reserve hopes to stabilize the housing market; however, weaning the housing market off these subsidies will need to be a slow process to prevent real estate prices from taking another nosedive. Gradually increasing interest rates back to long-term norms will result in an erosion of buying power that prevents price appreciation. I want to be clear about the implications of this; we are not looking at a decade to get back to peak prices, we are looking at a decade of stagnate prices at the bottom. Real estate will not reach peak prices until 2032.

The Lost Decade

The chart above shows median home prices in Irvine stabilizing at
$450,000 in 2010 as interest rates bottom at 4.5%. To calculate a median home price, I needed to make assumptions about incomes, allowable debt-to-income ratios and interest rates.

The example above uses the most recent Irvine Median Household Income Data. At the end of 2007, the median household income in Irvine was $91,101. Due to the recession, I have assumed this will also be the median household income at the end of 2009. It might be higher; it might be lower. The historic rate of income growth between 1980 and 2007 is 3.6%. I assume that median household income will again increase at this rate starting in 2010. By 2019, this figure reaches $129,500.

The recent bailout legislation passed by Congress is a combination of workouts and government buy-downs to get borrowers debt-to-income ratios down to 31%. Previous bailouts failed because they only got the borrowers debt-to-income ratios down to 38%. The FHA has long term records showing 31% is as high as this ratio can go without significant increases in defaults. I have assumed debt-to-income ratios will be limited to 31% going forward. Also, I have assumed 30-year fixed-rate conventional financing; exotic financing will not be coming back any time soon.

The Federal Reserve’s policy of “quantitative easing” (aka printing money), is an attempt to drive down long-term interest rates like those for home mortgages. If the FED is successful–and for the short term they probably will be–mortgage interest rates could drop as low as 4.5%. The average interest rate since the early 1970s when the GSEs started keeping records is 8% (7.99% actually). I further assumed interest rates will rise once this economic crisis is over from an unprecedented 4.5% to the long term average of 8%.

I used Microsoft Excels handy solver tool to calculate the interest rate required to keep prices stable while incomes grew. The interest rate chart above shows interest rates going up about 35 basis points a year for 10 years. This puts interest rates back to historic norms of 8%. If interest rates can be eased upward at this controlled rate, and if incomes rise again at their historic 3.6%, prices will stabilize at $450,000 in 2009, and they will stay there for 10 years. After 2019, incomes have caught up with 8% interest rates, and prices begin to appreciate at 3.6% a year to match income growth.

In my opinion, this is a realistic outcome. Eventually interest rates have to go back up. When this crisis is over, the money the FED is printing will cause inflation to return. The Federal Reserve will need to raise interest rates to control inflation. If they do this too quickly, it would take the floor out from under home prices, and despite a high level of general price inflation in the economy, house prices would resume their descent.

When you look at these charts collectively, it suggests the Federal Reserve may allow inflation at levels higher than what is normally desirable for several years after this crisis is over. This will help the Federal Government inflate away much of the debt it is taking on with its stimulus spending, and it will keep a floor under asset prices, particularly housing. Note that asset prices will not be increasing. The consumer price index may increase significantly, but house prices will not budge. Also when you consider the impact of the long-term foreclosure crisis in real estate due to the resetting of adjustable rate mortgages, the FED has incentive to keep rates as low as possible for as long as possible, and house prices have resistance to upward movement.

It is difficult to be bullish with these market conditions. How exactly
would prices go up? Will interest rates stay at 4.5% permanently?

  • People can only increase their bids if lenders give
    them the opportunity. Rising incomes provides the ability to bid prices
    higher, but only at the rate of rising incomes. The long-term average
    is 3.6 %, not exactly rampant appreciation.
  • Another way people can
    raise bids is if they increase their debt-to-income ratio, and lenders
    must allow this in their underwriting. With the history of defaults
    with DTIs over 31%, it doesn’t seem likely that lenders will be
    relaxing this parameter any time soon.
  • Another way buyers can raise
    their bids is through using exotic financing; we all know how that
    turned out last time. I don’t see Option ARMs going to Subprime borrowers without verified income happening again, do you?
  • The final way people can raise their bids is to
    settle for less. Personally, I will not buy a tiny 1/1 condo like today’s
    featured property when I can rent a nice 3/2 SFD.

If my assumptions are correct, and if events unfold as I have outlined, prices will bottom over the next couple of years, and they will stay there for a decade while both incomes and interest rates slowly increase. The “Lost Decade” that the Japanese experienced is not just realistic, it is perhaps a best-case outcome.

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Asking Price: $149,900IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $37,475

Downpayment Needed: $29,980

Monthly Equity Burn: $1,249

Purchase Price: $322,000

Purchase Date: 7/12/2005

Address: 76 Lakepines, Irvine, CA 92620

Beds: 1
Baths: 1
Sq. Ft.: 932
$/Sq. Ft.: $161
Lot Size: 763

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Condominium
Style: Townhouse
Year Built: 1977
Stories: 2
Floor: 1
View: Creek/Stream
Area: Northwood
County: Orange
MLS#: P658271
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 173 days

Unsold in 90+ days

Beautiful 1 Bdrm Loft Townhome Over-Looking Bubbling Brook. Stand Alone
Fireplace in the Living Room; Breakfast Bar and Separate Dining Area.
Assigned Carport Parking. Walk-In Master Bdroom Closet. Spacious Back
Patio. Full-Size Washer/Dryer Hookups.

Check out the listing price history:

Date Event Price
Mar 19, 2009 Price Changed $149,900
Feb 01, 2009 Price Changed $215,000
Nov 07, 2008 Price Changed $229,900
Sep 29, 2008 Listed $265,000
Jul 12, 2005 Sold $332,000
May 23, 2001 Sold $163,000
Dec 03, 1996 Sold $89,000
Sep 14, 1989 Sold $116,000

This property was purchased for $332,000 on 7/12/2005. This is a full year before the peak, so this property might have appraised for around $360,000 in the summer of 2006. The owner used a $265,600 first mortgage, a $66,400 second mortgage, and a $0 downpayment.

This property is listed at 55% off its 2005 purchase price, and it is below its 2001 sales price.

If this property sells for its asking price, and if a 6% commission is paid, the total loss to the lender will be $191,094.

Rollback

Our housing market is starting to look like a Wal-Mart.

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I’ve got your picture of me and you
You wrote “I love you” I wrote “me too”
I sit there staring and there’s nothing else to do
Oh it’s in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there’s no one else around

I’ve got your picture, I’ve got your picture
I’d like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You’ve got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning ’round

I’m turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so
I’m turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so

Turning Japanese — The Vapors

I Like Dreamin'

Despite the system-wide economic collapse, many in Irvine think their houses have not declined in value.

The owners of today’s featured property are asking what the paid at the peak. They like dreamin’…

19 Stonebrook inside

Asking Price: $1,185,000

Address: 19 Stonebrook, Irvine, CA 92620

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I Like Dreamin’ — Kenny Nolan WTF

I like dreamin’ cause dreamin’ can make you mine.
I like dreamin’, closing my eyes and feeling fine.

Did you notice that Irvine real estate is the only asset in our entire financial system that has not declined in value? The people who own these properties are dreaming of 2006 when properties were still appreciating.

Even the realtor propaganda shows there is nearly a three-year supply of high-end homes. The only place these properties have held their values is in the fantasies of the owners.

I wasn’t living in California in the early 90s, so I did not see the slow drip of real estate prices first hand. It must have been a very different time before blogs came along to tell the truth. How did people figure out what was really going on when the media was dominated by the self-serving delusions of local realtors?

There must be some point where the Realtor Who Cried Rally isn’t believed. Whenever I read the drivel these buffoons blanket the media with, I wonder how anyone believes them. The deceptions are so transparent only the most faithful, those who most want to believe, can possibly think these fibbers speak the truth.

I can understand why the OC Register prints this rubbish. Much of their ad revenue comes from the local real estate community. John Lansner has been bearish on our local market for quite some time. I suspect he actually gets a perverse pleasure from allowing these clairvoyants to reveal themselves as frauds and hucksters; although, he isn’t in a position to say so. Thankfully, I am.

Oh, in case you missed it, you can Hear why O.C. may exit housing mess early.

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It is Friday again, and I want to call your attention to another open house over the weekend. Today’s featured property will be on display on Saturday, March 14, 2009 1:00 PM – 5:00 PM. I don’t know why I am telling you about this as no realtor is paying me. Going to look at nice properties is fun. Wearing your IHB T-shirt while doing it is even more fun.

19 Stonebrook inside

Asking Price: $1,185,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $296,250

Downpayment Needed: $237,000

Monthly Equity Burn: $9,875

Purchase Price: $1,185,000

Purchase Date: 12/23/2006

Address: 19 Stonebrook, Irvine, CA 92620

Beds: 5
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 3,032
$/Sq. Ft.: $391
Lot Size: 6,466

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Other
Year Built: 1996
Stories: 2
Area: Northwood
County: Orange
MLS#: P678703
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 2 days

Welcome to one of Northwood Point’s finest gated community. Gorgeous
home is located in the Fairmont tract. Well thought out floor plan
boasts a main floor bedroom & bathroom. Dramatic living room boasts
cathedral ceilings and large windows. Entertain in the formal dining
room, family room, & large gourmet kitchen. Family room features a
fireplace & direct access to the backyard. The kitchen is large
with a huge center island, corian counters, walk-in pantry, & much
more. Cheerful master bedroom features a balcony & a large master
bath. Exquisite touches in this home include: spiral staircase,
recessed lighting, designer paint, wood shutters, and lots of large
windows. The backyard is perfect with a gazebo, built in BBQ, lush
grassy area, and plenty of space for gardening. Resort like ammenities
include: pool, spa, tennis courts, trails, and parks. Attend
Northwood’s award winning schools.

These owners are not distressed. This property was purchased on 12/23/2006–near the peak in Northwood–for $1,185,000. The owners used a $417,000 first mortgage and a $768.000 downpayment. This property will not be going into foreclosure any time soon.

These owners are asking to get out at breakeven. Unfortunately, the they bought at the peak, and this property is no longer worth what they paid. The comps are selling at $307/SF which suggests this property is about $250,000 overpriced. I imagine the owners can justify the extra money as theirs is the finest property in the world. Go to the open house and ask them.

I hope you have enjoyed this week at the Irvine Housing Blog. Come back next week as we
continue chronicling ‘the seventh circle of real estate hell.’ Have a great weekend.

🙂

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I like dreamin’ cause dreamin’ can make you mine.
I like dreamin’, closing my eyes and feeling fine.
When the lights go down, I’m holding you so tight.
Got you in my arms and it’s paradise ’til the morning light.

I see us on the shore beneath the bright sunshine.
We’ve walked along St. Thomas beach a million times.
Hand in hand, two barefoot lovers kissing in the sand.
Side by side, the tide rolls in.
I’m touching you, you’re touching me.
If only it could be.

Through each dream, how our love has grown.
I see us with our children and our happy home.
Little smiles, so warm and tender looking up at us.
Blessed by love, the one we shared
Till I wake, and reach for you,
And you’re just not there.

I like dreamin’ ’cause dreaming can make you mine.
I like holding you close and touching your skin
Even if it’s in my mind.
Oh, sweet dream baby, I love you.
Oh, my sweet dream baby, you’re in my dreams every night.
Oh sweet dreams, I like feelin you
Oh sweet dreams baby, Don’t keep me waiting all my life.

I Like Dreamin’ — Kenny Nolan

Two Years and 20% Later

Market chasers are at odds with their own emotions. Do they want to sell? Or do they want to get rich? It is quite a quandary.

Our featured property was first for sale 2 years ago at a price 20% higher.

1 Fern Cyn inside

Asking Price: $564,800

Address: 1 Fern Canyon, Irvine, CA 92604

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Chasing Pavements — Adele

Should I give up,
Or should I just keep chasing pavements?
Even if it leads nowhere,
Or would it be a waste?

Chasing the market is an interesting psychological phenomenon. It is the battle between wanting to sell and wanting to get more money. These desires are at odds with one another. In order to sell, the asking price must be lowered until it reaches market bids. In order to get more money, asking prices must be raised. What to do?

In a rising market, these problems resulting from these conflicts are minimal. In time, rising prices will reach almost any asking price, so if a seller is particularly greedy, it just means they have to wait longer to sell. However, in a declining market, the conflict between these two desires becomes a real problem.

Greed compels sellers to ask too much. Since the market is moving away from their asking price rather than toward it, they do not sell the property. After a while, the desire (or need) to sell becomes more urgent, and they overcome their greed (temporarily) and lower the price. If they are still too greedy, they will set another price above the market, and they will continue to chase it down.

This seesaw between wanting to sell and wanting to profit can go on indefinitely. Today’s featured property was originally for sale in March of 2007 for $711,800. It was also for rent for $2,550. I know because I went and toured this house in early 2007. The owner was a floplord who tried to stop the cash bleeding. Unfortunately, this property is only worth about $400,000 ($2,500 * 160), instead of the $640,000 the owner paid or the more ridiculous $711,800 she was asking.

Here we are two years later, and the seller has relisted the property with a 20% discount from her original asking price. IMO, it is still overpriced for today’s market, and it is 30% over its bottoming price. For her sake, I hope she finds a knife catcher before it drops all the way back to $400,000.

1 Fern Cyn inside

Asking Price: $564,800IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $141,200

Downpayment Needed: $112,960

Monthly Equity Burn: $4,706

Purchase Price: $640,000

Purchase Date: 6/9/2004

Address: 1 Fern Canyon, Irvine, CA 92604

Beds: 3
Baths: 2
Sq. Ft.: 1,689
$/Sq. Ft.: $334
Lot Size: 4,800

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Garden Home
Year Built: 1974
Stories: 1
View: Trees/Woods
Area: El Camino Real
County: Orange
MLS#: S565843
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 1 day

New Listing (24 hours)

Rare to see on the market, and in an excellent cul-de-sac location,
this is a great opportunity to own a single-level detached home in
Irvine. On a good-sized level prime corner lot, and a short walk to
elementary school, association pool, spa, playground and large
greenbelt. Sparkling white kitchen, private patio just off the living
room and master bedroom. Large master with walk-in closet and skylight
in master bath. The private backyard features a newer patio that is
perfect for enjoying the great Southern California weather. The home
also offers newer AC and furnace, cathedral ceilings, wood flooring,
and a fireplace in the spacious living room.

This is not a bad description.

This owner paid $640,000 for this property on 6/9/2004. She used a $510,000 first mortgage and a $130,000 downpayment. On 9/22/2005 she refinanced with a $521,000 first mortgage. She still has $119,000 in the property.

If this property sells for its asking price, and if a 6% commission is paid, the total loss on the property will be $109,088. After she pays off the loan, she will be left with $10,000 of her $130,000 investment. That is not a particularly good return on investment.

I sometimes feel sad for owners like this one because she is losing so much of her own money. I only feel sad to a point because someone who was investing that much money should have had a better grasp of the fundamental valuations of the asset they were trading. It is hard to feel a great deal of compassion for speculators that lose money. There is always risk in speculation, and speculators knowingly assume that risk for the potential rewards. Unfortunately, with the free-flowing kool aid, many had no concept of the risks they were taking on; however, does that mean we should feel compassion for their ignorance? I don’t have those answers. You tell me.

I hope you have enjoyed this week at the Irvine Housing Blog. Come back next week as we
continue chronicling ‘the seventh circle of real estate hell.’ Have a great weekend.

🙂

{book6}

Should I give up,
Or should I just keep chasing pavements?
Even if it leads nowhere,
Or would it be a waste?
Even If I knew my place should I leave it there?
Should I give up,
Or should I just keep chasing pavements?
Even if it leads nowhere

I’d build myself up,
And fly around in circles,
Waiting as my heart drops,
And my back begins to tingle
Finally could this be it

Chasing Pavements — Adele

Produce the Note

The latest tactic in the never-ending battle against foreclosure is “Produce the Note.” Borrowers are hoping to delay foreclosure or perhaps get a free house. What do you think about that?

Today’s featured property is being offered 20% off its 2004 purchase price. That is quite a discount from peak valuations in 2006.

Asking Price: $470,000

Address: 20 Queens Wreath Way, Irvine, CA 92612

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Produce the Note — Good Morning America

Everyone is out to screw the lenders these days. I suppose they deserve it for their gross negligence in allowing a massive housing bubble to inflate, but there are some things happening to lenders that do not seem quite right. People are trying to avoid foreclosure by demanding that the foreclosing party produce the note. Since the mortgage paperwork has been transferred so many times to so many parties, it can be difficult for loan servicers to find the paperwork when challenged.

People are using this technique to buy time, and some even believe they can get out of paying back the mortgage and keep the house (when will the fantasies ever end?) Because this technique has the fantasy appeal of hitting the lottery, everyone facing foreclosure is trying it. Why not? If they can’t find the note, you get more free rent in your foreclosed house, and who knows maybe you will be able to keep it.

How do you feel about this practice? Are the lenders getting their comeuppance? Are homedebtors finding one more way to game the system?

IMO, this is just a technicality. Borrowers still borrowed money, and lenders are still owed money. Nothing has changed. I actually find it rather amusing that the lenders are getting burned this way, but only if it drags on for a few months. It is the homedebtors who believe this will get them a free house that rather annoys me. Money for nothing is what these homedebtors thought they had when prices were going up. If they actually get to keep the home, they really have gotten free money from the lender. I guess when money is free, there is a lot of demand.

Yeah, we’re laughing all the way to the bank
‘Cause it all just seems so funny
A bunch of guys like us
In a big tour bus
Making that easy money

One thing you can be sure will come out of this phenomena: better
filing and paperwork standards.

So what do you think? If you look at
the comments on the youtube video, they had a lively discussion about it.

Asking Price: $470,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $117,500

Downpayment Needed: $94,000

Monthly Equity Burn: $3,916

Purchase Price: $575,000

Purchase Date: 5/18/2004

Address: 20 Queens Wreath Way, Irvine, CA 92612

Beds: 4
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 1,896
$/Sq. Ft.: $248
Lot Size: 3,168

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Other
Year Built: 1965
Stories: 2
Area: University Park
County: Orange
MLS#: S565605
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 1 day

New Listing (24 hours)

BEAT THE Bank! Your last chance to buy this Home in very Desirable
University Park 4 Bedrooms 2.5 Baths 2 Car Garage , Double entry doors,
Limestone flooring Marble Tile, Balconies off the Bedrooms with
incredible Sunset Views, Two Fireplaces; one in Master and one in
Living Room, Assc Tennis Court, Pool and Spa, No Mello Roos, Low Assoc
Fees, A Lorge Lot! Talking about opportunity !

BEAT THE Bank! Yes, there is a huge sense of urgency here… not.

Your last chance to buy this Home? Bull$hit. This will be REO soon enough.

incredible Sunset Views? Over a parking lot.

A Lorge Lot! Gotta have that…

  • The owner of this property paid $575,000 on 5/18/2004. He used a $460,000 first mortgage and a $115,000 downpayment.
  • On 5/9/2005 he refinanced with a $513,750 Option ARM with a 1% teaser rate. Interesting that he did not cash out.
  • Total property debt is $513,750 plus negative amortization.
  • Total mortgage equity withdrawal is $53,750 which doesn’t even recover his downpayment.

This borrower was relatively conservative, and he is losing a great deal of his own money. If this place sells for its asking price, and if a 6% commission is paid, the total loss on the property will be $133,200. This is not a huge sum by Irvine standards, but this was a spring 2004 purchase, and I doubt this guy or anyone else buying then thought they could possibly lose anything. Well, if the stock markets can roll back to 1996 prices, how far can real estate prices roll back?

{book6}

I remember working on a rooftop
In the hot summer sun all day
Now I work two hours a night
It feels a lot more like play

‘Fore Kenny joined the band
He used to hang dry wall
Ben worked down at Valentino’s
So when you see us up here and think
Man they’re lucky
You don’t have to tell us ’cause we know

[Chorus]
Yeah, we’re laughing all the way to the bank
‘Cause it all just seems so funny
A bunch of guys like us
In a big tour bus
Making that easy money

Desperado hauled cattle
Grady drove trucks
Justin had a hot dog stand
Kevin sold records

Easy Money — Brad Paisley

Love Shacks

During the bubble rally, it was common for people to buy multiple properties. When these people’s financial empires crumble, a number of properties can be dumped on the market at the same time. Today’s profile is about one such failed enterprise.

There are multiple properties today. This owner has 3 in Irvine and 1 in Mission Viejo that I found. All three Irvine properties were put on the MLS yesterday and some are listed as short sales.

12 Gold Bluff Kitchen

Asking Price: $699,999

Address: 12 Gold Bluff, Irvine, CA 92604

Love Shack — B-52s

How do you build a real estate empire? There are plenty of hucksters who will sell you their books, tapes and seminars to tell you. Of course, they make money on the products rather than on investing in real estate. If there was a secret to making huge wealth in anything, you can be sure it will remain a secret because the moment everyone starts doing it, the profits disappear. Ask a successful quant trader to share their algorithms and see how far that gets you.

The “secret” to building a real estate empire is simple. Buy properties with 20% down that have a positive cashflow yielding a cash-on-cash return of at least 10%. When you have saved enough or built enough equity in a property, you buy another one, as long as you maintain 20% equity in the first. You keep pyramiding up your gains until you have a number of properties each producing positive cashflow providing you a steady cash return on your investment. Appreciation is a pleasant bonus if and when you decide to sell (you never need to sell because it has positive cashflow). This “secret” has been known for decades among professional real estate investors.

The problem with the traditional method of making money in real estate is that it is slow. It takes time to save money, and it requires sacrifice. There is no instant gratification. You can’t buy a property and start spending $100,000 a year from it. You may only acquire 1 property every 5 years. It takes decades to create an empire that way. Who has time for that?

Then there is the way to build a house of cards. Buy properties with no money down that have negative cashflow. Rely on loose financing to obtain as many properties as you can as quickly as you can. Pray that some greater fool comes along to allow you to capture some appreciation before the negative cashflow eats you alive. This is the amateur method of building a real estate empire. It is only a matter of time before this method blows up. The people giving seminars make good money though.

The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together

Today’s profile is a crumbling financial empire. The owner is a woman who bought 4 properties in 2004 through 2006 (at least in Orange County). In 2006, she had the bright idea to quit claim all of her properties to an LLC. In 2007, she had the LLC deed the properties over to a corporation. I won’t give the full name, but the title is ?????????? Love, Inc. Who puts “Love, Inc.” in their corporate name? When I first saw this, I was wondering if some porn company from San Bernardino bought some Irvine houses to film on location. Crazy.

For this post, lets call the owner Love Shacks, Inc. I am not sure what she was hoping to accomplish by all these transfers. The purchase money mortgages were non-recourse by law, so she had no liability beyond the loan amount. It is possible she wanted to refinance and maintain the non-recourse status by obtaining the financing through a corporate entity. However, it doesn’t seem likely that a lender would loan this much money to an upstart corporate entity without having the owner personally guarantee the loan. There is no tax advantage to doing this that I can see. Perhaps she just liked the idea of incorporating Love Shacks Inc. because it sounded cool.

No matter her reasons, this owner went out an built her financial empire. Unfortunately, the property records do not show any of the loans she acquired through the corporation. I don’t know why, but none of the properties have this data (perhaps that is why she did it). Some of these are listed as short sales on Redfin, so we will have to take their word for it.

12 Gold Bluff Kitchen

Asking Price: $699,999IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $175,000

Downpayment Needed: $140,000

Monthly Equity Burn: $5,833

Purchase Price: $675,000

Purchase Date: 4/26/2005

Address: 12 Gold Bluff, Irvine, CA 92604

Beds: 3
Baths: 2
Sq. Ft.: 1,686
$/Sq. Ft.: $415
Lot Size: 4,385

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Other
Year Built: 1975
Stories: 1
Area: El Camino Real
County: Orange
MLS#: S562179
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 2 days

Beautiful and conveniently located cul de sac home in the heart of OC.
Highly upgraded with hardwood floors and remodeled kitchenn that
features stainless steel sinl and stone countertops. It is walking
distance to to the award winning Irvine Unified School District
Schools. NO Mello Roos Tax and very low association dues. Newer roof,
large backyard, seperate atrium area and two car roll up garage.

She forgot the $0.99 and 9/10 on the asking price.

sinl? kitchenn? seperate? to to?

The original loan on this property was an Option ARM with a 1% teaser rate for $540,000. There was also a second for $72,101. If there were no refinances granted through the corporation, the total property debt would only be $612,101 plus accumulated negative amortization. This would not be a short sale if that is accurate.

3 MONTE CARLO front 3 MONTE CARLO kitchen

Asking Price: $729,999IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $182,500

Downpayment Needed: $146,000

Monthly Equity Burn: $6,083

Purchase Price: $700,000

Purchase Date: 8/30/2006

Address: 3 Monte Carlo, Irvine, CA 92614

Beds: 3
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 1,600
$/Sq. Ft.: $456
Lot Size: 3,874

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Spanish
Year Built: 1988
Stories: 2
Area: Westpark
County: Orange
MLS#: S562186
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 2 days

PRESTIGIOUS WESTPARK DETACHED SFR. CLEAN, LIGHT, AND BRIGHT. LARGE
BACKYARD WITH UNOBSTRUCTED VIEW. CLOSE TO POOLS, TENNIS COURTS, PARKS,
AND SHOPPING. FORMAL LIVING ROOM WITH VAULTED CEILINGS, PLUS DINING
ROOM. 2 CAR ATTACHED GARAGE WITH FULL SIZE DRIVEWAY. BUILT IN CABINETS
IN THE GARAGE. LOW HOA DUES WTF

She forgot the $0.99 and 9/10 on the asking price, again…

ALL CAPS.

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This property shows a $560,000 first mortgage, and a $140,000 downpayment. It isn’t listed as a short sale, but it certainly has a WTF asking price. She bought this property right at the peak in the summer of 2006, and she is asking more than she paid for it. Good luck with that. My guess is that she thinks she can short sale the other properties and keep the profits from this one. Keep dreaming.

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Asking Price: $729,999IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $182,500

Downpayment Needed: $146,000

Monthly Equity Burn: $6,083

Purchase Price: $685,000

Purchase Date: 4/29/2005

Address: 17 Monte Carlo, Irvine, CA 92614

Beds: 3
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 1,560
$/Sq. Ft.: $468
Lot Size: 3,800

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Spanish
Year Built: 1988
Stories: 2
Area: Westpark
County: Orange
MLS#: S562191
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 2 days

DESIRABLE PRIVATE LOCATION. CATHEDRAL CEILINGS IN LIVING AND DINING
ROOM AREAS. FIREPLACE IN THE DINING ROOM. LIGHT AND BRIGHT WITH LOTS OF
WINDOWS. DOUBLE DOOR ENTRY FEATURED ON HOME. HAS A LARGE PRIVATE YARD.
GREAT IRVINE SCHOOL DISTRICT. GREAT NEIGHBORHOOD. WTF

Does this look like a copy of the last property? They are both in Westpark which is noted for its all-too-similar architecture and the prices are identical. It is also a WTF fantasy asking price.

Plus, the realtor kept the ALL CAPS and the extra 9s in the asking price.

If you want to check out her other property, it is listed too: 19 Brindisi Mission Viejo,
CA 92692

This is how a financial empire built on a dumb business plan and loose financing crumbles. If there were no additional refinances, this woman stands to lose a lot of her own money. Each of these properties had significant downpayments. You can see the denial in her asking prices. The only property near today’s pricing is the one in Mission Viejo. The Irvine properties have little or no chance for selling anywhere near these asking prices. After a couple of months on the market, the reality will start to settle in that she has lost every penny of her downpayment money, and if she is lucky, she can still sell in time for all 4 of these not to be short sales. In all likelihood, each of these properties will end up in foreclosure.

One owner, four properties: how many implosions like this one will we see?

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If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the… Love Shack! Love Shack yeah
I’m headin’ down the Atlanta highway,
lookin’ for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
I got me a car, it’s as big as a whale
and we’re headin’ on down
To the Love Shack

I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money

The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack baby, Love Shack bay-bee.
Love baby, that’s where it’s at,
Ooo love baby, that’s where it’s at

Sign says.. Woo… stay away fools,
’cause love rules at the Lo-o-ove Shack!
Well it’s set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway

Love Shack — B-52s