On the lake geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didnt have much time
Frank zappa and the mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
They burned down the gambling house
It died with an awful sound
Funky claude was running in and out
Pulling kids out the ground
When it all was over
We had to find another place
But swiss time was running out
It seemed that we would lose the race
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
Smoke on the Water — Deep Purple
The smoke on the water will the smoldering ashes of the neighborhood comps when today’s property finally sells.
This is the Irvine Housing Blog, and I very rarely, if ever, profile properties outside of Irvine. However, since it is a weekend, and since this property was such a find, I thought I would make an exception today. I would like to thank Chuck for emailing me this link. BTW, the guitarist in the video is fantastic. It is worth watching.
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Income Requirement: $260,000
Downpayment Needed: $325,000
Purchase Price: $2,500,000
Purchase Date: 1/23/2007
Address: 26 Stillwater, Newport Coast, CA 92657
Baths: 3.5
Sq. Ft.: 2,000
$/Sq. Ft.: $650
Lot Size: –
Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Other
Year Built: 2005
Stories: Two Levels
View(s): Valley, Has View
Area: Newport Coast
County: Orange
MLS#: M107854
Status: Active
On Redfin: 128 days
Unsold in 90+ days
From Redfin, “Beautiful Newport home. Jack & Jill bed & bath detached Casita could be office or guest quarters. Short sale subject to bank approval.”
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I thought the high end was immune? This isn’t supposed to happen in Newport Coast. This is a 48% loss in less than one year! The 2007 transaction looks suspiciously like fraud, but it could just be a really stupid flipper. Based on available information, the purchase seems legitimate. In either case, this house is listed at nearly 1/2 off its sale price from just one year ago. Apparently it was listed for a time at $1.8M and wasn’t selling, so the price was dropped all the way to $1.3. Check out this listing where they were trying to get $2,112,308. If you think this is a one-off, check out this listing for 10 San Sovino with its $550,000 reduction. (Thank you, SOC.)
This will be a new record: the total loss assuming a 6% commission will be (drumroll please) $1,278,000. Some party is going to absorb a HUGE loss. Does that satisfy your schadenfreude fix for the day?