Tiptoe Through The Tulips — Tim Tiny
Isn’t that the most annoying song you have ever heard? Can you fathom a reason why someone would write and record it? In the same way, can you imagine why someone would buy this condo backing on the 5 for $699,000? Some things you look back on and go, WTF?
Actually, this does illustrate the mindset of the bubble rather well. Any property is a good property when prices are going up. Quality doesn’t matter because the property’s desirability comes from increasing prices, not from the characteristics of the property itself. This guy bought the tip; he purchased on the high tick of the market action. There was nowhere to go but down.
Income Requirement: $174,750
Downpayment Needed: $139,800
Monthly Equity Burn: $5,825
Purchase Price: $699,000
Purchase Date: 5/25/2006
Address: 8 Orangetip, Irvine, CA 92604
Beds: | 3 |
Baths: | 3 |
Sq. Ft.: | 1,785 |
$/Sq. Ft.: | $308 |
Lot Size: | 2,517
Sq. Ft. |
Type: | Single Family Residence |
Style: | Traditional |
Year Built: | 2005 |
Stories: | Two Levels |
Area: | El Camino Real |
County: | Orange |
MLS#: | P631932 |
Status: | Active |
On Redfin: | 12 days |
Well, this realtor solved the problem of a poorly written description. He didn’t write one at all…
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This seller put $126,413 down or about 20%. He is going to lose it all. If this property sells for its asking price, it is going to be a short sale. Assuming a 6% commission is paid, the total loss on the property will be $182,000. Of that, the seller is going to lose $126,413, and the lender is going to lose $55,587. Considering they had a 20% cushion, I suspect Indymac didn’t think they were going to lose money on this one. That is the problem when prices are set by comparable sales fueled by irrational exuberance. Prices are justified by the collective actions of foolish buyers without regard to fundamentals. This will fall to rental parity. Assuming you could rent this for $2,500, it is worth about $400,000. Perhaps Indymac will finance the next buyer, and when they sell at the bottom, Indymac can lose on the property again. An 80% loan would be $440,000. Wouldn’t it be ironic is they lost on the same property twice?
I hope you have enjoyed your week at the Irvine Housing Blog, come back next week as we continue chronicling ‘the seventh circle of real estate hell.’ Have a great weekend.
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Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I’ll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me
Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
Knee deep in flowers we’ll stray
We’ll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
Tiptoe Through The Tulips — Tim Tiny