Category Archives: HELOC Abuse

Responsible Homeowners are NOT Losing Their Homes

One of the biggest myths of the real estate bubble is that responsible homeowners are losing their homes; they are not.

Today’s featured property is owned by HELOC abusers who already took out almost $900,000, and now they want $400,000 more.

6326 Sierra Elena Rd kitchen

Asking Price: $1,629,000

Address: 6326 Sierra Elena Road, Irvine, CA 92603

{book1}

Right Round — Flo Rida

I’m spendin my money
I’m out of control
Somebody help me

You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down

Interesting song about oral sex HELOC abuse and falling house prices.

Many of the sob stories in the mainstream media have been focused on what are characterized as “responsible homeowners” who are in danger of losing their homes. Several articles of this type have been posted here, and many commenters have noted the extravagances and poor decisions that often make these homeowners look less than completely responsible. Let’s be clear about one thing:

Responsible homeowners are NOT losing their homes.

To see the truth in this statement, one needs to have a clear definition of “responsible homeowner.”

A “responsible homeowner” is a buyer who, if they utilized financing, did not stray from the conservative parameters set forth by lenders (prior to the bubble) and financial planners. This includes using a maximum 28% debt-to-income ratio on the mortgage, at least a 20% downpayment and fixed-rate conventionally amortizing financing.

Few who fit this definition are going to lose their homes; although, some of them may chose to walk away from the debt because they are hopelessly underwater. The only ones who fit the above definition who are in danger of losing their homes are those who lose jobs; they are the truly sad casualties of the housing bubble. Unfortunately, this is becoming more common due to the financial crisis caused by all the homeowners who borrowed irresponsibly.

Responsible borrowers are not the ones defaulting on their mortgages; irresponsible homeowners are.

If “responsible homeowner” is defined as a buyer who believed they could manage their monthly payment and did so until the loan terms changed, then by this definition, many responsible homeowners are going to lose their homes.

Almost everyone who signed up for a toxic loan thought they could make the payment; most did for a while. Many were convinced they could make the payments by a predatory lender out to make a few bucks on the origination. Many more believed they could supplement their incomes with the rapid appreciation they would enjoy as their house values rose to infinity. Does ignorance to their inability to sustain their housing payments make them responsible?

In the political debate surrounding foreclosure moratoriums and homeowner bailouts, the politicians are using the latter definition of “responsible homeowner.” The ignorant and those who knowingly took excessive risk are being rewarded with a government bailout. The prudent are the ones paying the bill.

To see the truth in the importance of these definitions, we need to look no further than the astute observations on this blog. One of our frequent commenters is a responsible homeowner. He purchased near the peak, but he did so with terms that his family can afford. He meets the parameters in the first definition. He is in no danger of losing his house in foreclosure. Yes, he is annoyed that the values have dropped–who wouldn’t be–but he is not going to become a foreclosure statistic.

If you want to know what the lenders really worry about it is that guys like him may chose to go into foreclosure and walk away from the debt. There are already enough irresponsible homeowners on their way to the meat grinder. A wave of walkaways would make sausage of the entire banking industry.

The reality is responsible homeowners are not losing their homes; some may lose their houses because of a job loss, and some may chose to walk away, but very few truly responsible homeowners are endangered. The foreclosure crisis is caused by the irresponsible.

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Today’s featured property was emailed to me by a reader who was wondering about all the WTF prices in Turtle Rock and Turtle Ridge. This reader sent me an email asking about four properties including the one I featured today. The others I looked at had the following results:

19125 Sierra Majorca, Irvine, CA 92603
Asking: $1,526,827
Paid $1,000,000 in 2003 — No HELOC abuse, but they have a $700,000 mortgage, and a $100,000 HELOC.

11 Bethany, Irvine, CA 92603
Asking: $1,359,000
Paid $645,000 in 2004 — $750,000 first mortgage and a $250,000 HELOC

17 Sunrise, Irvine, CA 92603
Asking: $1,548,000
Paid $675,000 in 1999 — $987,000 Option ARM with 1% teaser rate and a $250,000 HELOC

Of the four properties, three of them had significant HELOC abuse. I usually find a high percentage of for-sale properties have HELOC abuse, not a good sign for the market. When HELOC abusers have to go back to conventional financing, can they afford the payments?

I want you to contemplate how much trouble our market is in. I will use the analogy of drinking and partying and compare the Irvine experience to that of Minnetonka, Minnesota (from the post Southern California’s Cultural Pathology).

Let’s say you are a Minnetonka resident. You make just as much money as residents in Irvine, but your median house price at the peak was $305,000. This is higher than historic norms, but as far as kool-aid partying goes, you had only a few social drinks. If you take an aspirin and drink a big glass of water, you will feel fine in the morning. The Federal Reserve is providing the aspirin in the form of 4.5% mortgage interest rates and the guaranteed ability to refinance your conforming mortgage. You as a Minnetonka resident did not party too hard; your hangover is manageable.

Now imagine you are an Irvine resident. You make a decent living, but instead of paying $305,000 for a median home, you paid $723,000 (or borrowed that much on your HELOC). You had a great time: you bought cars, took vacations, and impressed all your friends and neighbors with how rich you are. You did more than take a few social drinks of kool-aid. You downed the bottle; when that wasn’t enough, you found a bigger bottle, and as the party went on, you finally went intravenous. You are now dependant upon kool-aid (HELOC money), and there is no amount of medicine that can save you from a wicked hangover, delerium termens, and the worst withdrawal pains possible. The Federal Reserve’s medicine is not going to help you; your mortgage is not conforming, and you not going to be allowed to refinance. You are screwed.

People bidding on Irvine real estate in the new financing environment simply cannot bid prices as high as they used to, and they are not going to be able to raise their bids for quite some time. It is very unlikely that prices will rise enough to bail out all the homeowners facing ARM resets. There are too many people who drank too much kool aid (see examples above). All of these overextended homedebtors must be flushed from the system. Based on available data, (1) we know that refinancing is not going to be possible, (2) we know these people cannot afford the payments, and (3) we know that their are not enough buyers who really do make that much money to take over these people’s debts and bail them out. There are no other viable alternatives.

I used to think that Turtle Rock would be spared the worst of the housing correction. Most residents are long-term owners, so there is relatively little toxic financing on purchases. The only thing that could flatten Turtle Rock–other than big declines in neighboring communities–is mortgage equity withdrawal. I didn’t think it could be that bad; perhaps I was wrong.

6326 Sierra Elena Rd kitchen

Asking Price: $1,629,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $407,250

Downpayment Needed: $325,800

Monthly Equity Burn: $13,575

Purchase Price: $292,500

Purchase Date: 11/23/1994

Address: 6326 Sierra Elena Road, Irvine, CA 92603

Beds: 4
Baths: 4
Sq. Ft.: 3,400
$/Sq. Ft.: $479
Lot Size: 6,120

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Craftsman
Year Built: 1972
Stories: 2
View: Hills, Panoramic, Has View
Area: Turtle Rock
County: Orange
MLS#: P680677
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 4 days

This is the home for you’re family. Custom Craftsman style Beauty.
Exposed beams. Spacious open great room. Kitchen area features a custom
center Island, rich wood cabinetry, and views of surrounding hillside.
This home features custom built-ins throughout. Secluded Master Suite
on first floor. Each Bedroom is extra Large. Walk to Orange County
Register’s #1 rated elementary school Bonita Canyon Elementary.

This is the home for you’re family. This is the home for you are family. That makes sense…

Sentence fragments, random Capitalization.

  • On 11/23/1994 this property was purchased for $292,500. The owners used a $263,200 first mortgage and a $29,300 downpayment. Keep in mind as you read the rest of this section that they only put $29,300 of their own money into the transaction.
  • On 7/16/1998 they refinanced with a $266,300 first mortgage.
  • On 11/12/1998 they opened a HELOC for $30,000.
  • On 11/4/2002 they opened a HELOC for $172,000.
  • On 11/4/2002 they refinanced with a $300,000 first mortgage. By 2002 they had already doubled their debt.
  • On 8/25/2004 they refinanced with a $630,000 first mortgage.
  • On 7/6/2005 they opened a HELOC for $250,000.
  • On 10/27/2005 they refinanced with a $900,000 first mortgage.
  • On 12/14/2005 they opened a HELOC for $155,000.
  • On 5/28/2008 they opened a HELOC for $250,000.
  • Total property debt is $1,150,000.
  • Total mortgage equity withdrawal is $886,800.

These people put $29,300 of their own money into a house in 1994, and they managed to take out $886,800 over the next 14 years. That averages $63,342 a year for 14 years. That is a hard working house. It explains why houses are so desirable, doesn’t it?

WTF

It gets better though, they still expect to make more when they sell it! OMG!

If this property sells for its asking price, these owners will still walk away with another $381,260. The total gain on the sale will be $1,238,760.

Does anyone think this is the way you are supposed to manage your financial life? Are you entitled to a million dollar payday just for owning California real estate? This is insane.

Does this strike you as a “responsible homeowner?”

Do you think we should bail him out? Well, perhaps we will not have to. Someone may buy this house and pay off his debt for him. After all, the house will be worth $3,000,000 15 years from now, right?

{book2}

I’m spendin my money
I’m out of control
Somebody help me
She’s takin my bank roll.
But I’m king of the club
And I’m wearin the crown
Poppin these bottles
Touching these models
Watchin they **** go down down
down down, down down [this line x4]

(Flo Rida)
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down

Right Round — Flo Rida

Steal the Rent

Rent skimming is becoming more common in Irvine as floplords succumb to the financial pressures of crushing mortgage payments and collapsing home prices. Do we need to change our laws regarding these transactions?

Today’s featured property is a short sale that was offered for rent not long ago.

23 Muir kitchen

Asking Price: $525,000

Address: 23 Muir, Irvine, CA 92620

Steal Away — Ozzy Osborne

Steal away, steal away
Steal away–the night
You gotta steal it
C’mon baby

Floplords are flippers turned landlords; they generally fail at both. I noted this about floplords back in March of 2008:

The problems of renting were not confined to the floplords. Sometimes the renters were the ones who suffered. Many floplords collected large security deposits and monthly rent checks from tenants and failed to pay their mortgage obligations. This situation is called “rent skimming,” and it is illegal in most jurisdictions, but this crime is seldom prosecuted. Most of the time, the first indication a renter had that their rent was being skimmed was finding a foreclosure notice on their front door. By the time of notification, several months of rental payments were gone and the renters were evicted soon after the foreclosure. Renters seldom recovered their security deposits.

There is one key provision in rent skimming laws that few know about. Rent skimming only applies to properties owned less than one year. If a long-term homeowner rips you off, it is not illegal. When legislators passed this law, they never considered HELOC and refinance abuse leading owners to skim rents before going into foreclosure. If they had, the law probably would have been written differently.

Today’s featured property was for rent a few months ago. Doesn’t it make you
angry that floplords who obviously are not paying their mortgages are
looking for hapless renters to screw over while the property goes into
foreclosure? Which circle of hell do they end up in?

Now I’ve met your honesty
You are here and I am free

{book5}

23 Muir kitchen

Asking Price: $525,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $131,250

Downpayment Needed: $105,000

Monthly Equity Burn: $4,375

Purchase Price: $740,000

Purchase Date: 7/9/2004

Address: 23 Muir, Irvine, CA 92620

Beds: 4
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 2,109
$/Sq. Ft.: $249
Lot Size: 4,500

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Other
Year Built: 1977
Stories: 2
Area: Northwood
County: Orange
MLS#: S544309
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 218 days

Unsold in 90+ days

THE HOTTEST BUY IN IRVINE******2 story 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath with
seperate family room, formal livingroom and dining room that can be
called a great room. Laminate flooring in the living areas and
staircase and ceramic tile in the kitchen/family room. There is track
lighting in the living areas and celing fans in bedrooms. The forth
bedroom is really a den and can be used as a bedroom. Guest bath has
granit countertops as does the kitchen. There is an in ground jaccuzi
in the patio/deck. Master bedroom is huge with marble floored master
suite and a great balcony and a walking closet. There are vertical
blinds in living areas and a cozy riverstone fireplace adorns the
living room.

HURRY!!! This hot deal has only been on the market for 200+ days!!! This deal will not last!!!

seperate? granit? celing? jaccuzi?

  • This property was purchased on 7/9/2004 for $740,000. The owner used a $592,000 first mortgage and a $148,000 downpayment.
  • On 8/7/2004 a $173,000 loan was recorded against the property. This claim appears again later. I am not sure what it is.
  • On 5/5/2005 she opened a HELOC for $58,900.
  • On 9/27/2005 she refinanced the first mortgage with an Option ARM with a 1% teaser rate for $640,000.
  • On 9/27/2005 she also opened a HELOC for $80,000.
  • On 11/10/2005 the $173,000 claim reappears.
  • On 10/27/2006 she opens a HELOC for $250,000.
  • Total property debt appears to be $890,000 ($640,000 + $250,000)
  • Total mortgage equity withdrawal is $298,000 including her $148,000 downpayment.

If the total debt on the property is $890,000, if the property sells for its $525,000 asking price, and if a 6% commission is paid, the total loss to the lender will be $396,500. The owner walks away with $150,000 of the lender’s money, and she takes a hit on her credit score; the lender loses almost $400,000. During the next bubble, I will have to remember to max out my HELOCs every couple of months while I am waiting for prices to collapse. I wouldn’t want to miss any of the free money next time around.

Speaking of Muir…

{book2}

Steal away, steal away
Steal away–the night
You gotta steal it
C’mon baby

Now I’ve met your honesty
You are here and I am free
Broken chains have fallen all around
Point my finger at the fools
Broken chains and broken rules
Let it be rebellion rules tonite

Steal Away — Ozzy Osborne

Won't Get Fooled Again

Do you think the lenders and investors are stupid enough to give Californians several hundred billion dollars without getting paid back? I bet they won’t get fooled again.

Today’s featured property is another HELOC abuser that hopes she has some equity left.

4292 Manzanita kitchen

Asking Price: $599,000

Address: 4292 Manzanita, Irvine, CA 92604

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Won’t Get Fooled Again — The Who

Just like yesterday
Then I’ll get on my knees and pray
We don’t get fooled again
Don’t get fooled again
No, no!

Will the lenders inflate another bubble? I have no doubt whatsoever that California homebuyers will work to inflate a bubble. The rewards of the last one were too great for too many people. Once prices start going up again, kool aid intoxication will take over. However, for prices to go up again, lenders have to provide credit; buyers blow bubbles, but lenders provide the air.

When I was studying real estate economics, it was just after the Savings and Loan disaster was unwinding. Many of the case studies in my classes revolved around what happened and why. There were two things I took away from those classes that apply to today: 1. Have cash in the aftermath of a financial catastrophe. 2. Unregulated lending that is insured by the government leads to wild risk taking and massive taxpayer losses.

After the Savings and Loan disaster, I never thought I would see reckless lender behavior again in my lifetime. But in fact, I did see the same behavior in The Great Housing Bubble. Lenders made these same mistakes in the late 1980s, and they learned nothing. The fact that lenders did this again is ominous. I can no longer say with any confidence that we will not see the lenders lose their minds again.

I have made no secret of my conversion from a free-market capitalist to a believer in regulated markets. I accepted the deregulation nonsense of the last 25 years. The Ponzi Scheme worked, or so I thought. It is apparent to everyone now that a lack of oversight and regulation lead to an unprecedented government bailout. Do you realize that we have already given more to AIG than we spent on the entire S&L fiasco?

If we put a stern regulatory framework in place within a bureaucracy
insulated from political pressure (don’t ask me how to do that), we may
be able to keep our lenders on a leash and prevent another financial
bubble. Absent regulatory reform, we will still have 20-25 years before lenders lose their minds again. Institutional memory is short, but the losses were so large that sane people will remember the perils and avoid this for a while. In either case, the typical knife catcher is betting we will re-inflate the bubble next year or perhaps the year after. I don’t know much, but I am quite certain that isn’t going to happen.

4292 Manzanita kitchen

Asking Price: $599,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $149,750

Downpayment Needed: $199,800

Monthly Equity Burn: $4,991

Purchase Price: $252,000

Purchase Date: 5/31/1996

Address: 4292 Manzanita, Irvine, CA 92604

Beds: 4
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 2,100
$/Sq. Ft.: $285
Lot Size: 5,623

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Other
Year Built: 1974
Stories: 2
Area: El Camino Real
County: Orange
MLS#: P679609
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 2 days

This lovely Greeen Tree neighborhood home has been improved by adding a
master bedroom with retreat upstairs and 4th bedroom. Close to
elementary school and quartly association dues include membership to
the swim club. Fenced yard for entertaining and eat-in kitchen, living
room and family room with two bedrooms and two bathrooms downstairs.

Greeen? quartly?

I love the clutter in this house. I bet they sit on the garbage can under the kitchen island by mistake occasionally.

  • This property was purchased on 5/31/1996 for $252,000. The owner used a $200,000 first mortgage and a $52,000 downpayment.
  • On 5/5/1999 she refinanced with a $225,000 first mortgage.
  • On 6/31/2001 she refinanced with a $255,000 first mortgage.
  • On 8/21/2002 she refinanced with a $258,000 first mortgage.
  • On 9/3/2004 she opened a HELOC for $100,000.
  • On 9/27/2006 she refinanced with an Option ARM for $495,300.
  • Total mortgage debt is $495,300 plus negative amortization.
  • Total morgage equity withdrawal is $295,300 including her downpayment.

Remember yesterday I was talking about the typical pattern: people take out spending money over time, and at the end, they want to take another pile of cash with them? This woman took out $295,300 over a 10-year period. Spare me the chronic illness crap; she spent it. Some of it might have gone into the upstairs improvements, but based on the pattern of withdrawals, that is not where most of it went.

Depending on the self-discipline of the owner, some took out a little, and some took out a lot; in any case, most took out something. This behavior explains much of the reason kool aid intoxication is so strong.

I’ll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I’ll get all my papers and smile at the sky
For I know that the hypnotized never lie

I hope you have enjoyed this week at the Irvine Housing Blog. Come back next week as we
continue chronicling ‘the seventh circle of real estate hell.’ Have a great weekend.

🙂

{book6}

I’ll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I’ll get all my papers and smile at the sky
For I know that the hypnotized never lie

Do ya?

I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I’ll get on my knees and pray
We don’t get fooled again
Don’t get fooled again
No, no!

Won’t Get Fooled Again — The Who

A Warning about HOAs

Today I want to share with you an email from a long-term HOA board member. It is a warning of the perils of buying into the wrong association.

Our featured property is another house spender. I suspect I will not run out of these properties to profile before we find a bottom.

74 Turnbury Ln kitchen

Asking Price: $670,000

Address: 74 Turnbury Lane, Irvine, CA 92620

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Mr Brightside — The Killers

I’m coming out of my cage
And I’ve been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all

I received the following email that I thought everyone might find interesting:

Having served on the board of my master HOA in Fountain Valley for
longer than I care to admit, and having worked in the HOA management
industry, one of the questions that comes up with almost every one of
these Irvine listings is the question of how much additional debt each
one of these properties may be carrying as a function of their local
and master HOA’s.

Many associations ( if not most ) have board members who
consistently vote against raising assessments on their members, and the
area that is easiest to cut is funding of capital reserves, State law
requires that every association report on their reserves and disclose
the information, but they don’t actually have to fund them.

Properly funded reserves will isolate each component and add a
yearly fraction of the replacement cost to the reserves so that there
is money to slurry seal the roads, replaster the pool, inspect the
sprinkler systems in attached units, paint fences and buildings,
replace roofs, and do major required maintenance.

If the maintenance is deferred, the long term costs soar
exponentially, since the money you saved by deferring painting and deck
coverings means that you have dry-rotted staircases and decks to
replace. The money saved on deferred roofing maintenance translates
into leaks and mold clean-up, et cetera. An unpainted wrought iron
fence rusts, and replacing sections is expensive. Crappy vendors with
poor inspection by management frequently do poor work, with ensuing
problems.

Poorly managed associations may have thousands, or tens of
thousands of dollars per unit worth of underlying deferred maintenance,
and capital reserves funded at 10% to 20% of ideal balance. Catching up
when you are behind is a vicious circle of special assessments, sharp
increases in monthly assessments, and recalls of elected board members.

For associations with high rates of defaults, past due assessments
are wiped out on foreclosure, with the bank responsible for payments
only after the foreclosure, so a poorly managed HOA stuck in a downward
spiral can take even more hits.

Nobody should ever, ever buy an Irvine home without looking at the
reserve study and annual budget of the local and master HOA’s, and
understanding the implications, but in the real estate sales process,
these items are typically not available until you are sitting at a
closing with a mountain of paper and people urging you to sign, sign,
sign.

Gus Ayer, former Fountain Valley Council Member, and one of the three folks behind Orange County Progressive

When I first got this email, I thought to paraphrase it and add to it, but it is great just as it is. I would note that trying to figure out your HOAs potential liabilities is no easy task. I don’t know that I could examine the balance sheet of an HOA and recognize if a $25,000 assessment was coming. These issues are a big deal. As a potential homeowner, you could be buying in to a significant liability without knowing about it. Buyer beware.

Today’s featured property is another frugal homeowner who spent all their equity and has to move into a rental. You know, if enough of these people become renters, it will give renters a bad name…

74 Turnbury Ln kitchen

Asking Price: $670,000

IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $167,500

Downpayment Needed: $134,000

Monthly Equity Burn: $5,583

Purchase Price: $499,000

Purchase Date: 6/28/2002

Address: 74 Turnbury Lane, Irvine, CA 92620

Beds: 3
Baths: 4
Sq. Ft.: 2,400
$/Sq. Ft.: $279
Lot Size: 3,562

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Other
Year Built: 1999
Stories: 2
Area: Northwood
County: Orange
MLS#: S564755
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 2 days

bright and airy! this is a must see home in irvine. upstairs loft can
be converted into a bedroom. kitchen has large center island with
granite counter top. master bathroom has tub and european bidet.

I guess we solved the ALL CAPS problem by eliminating capitalization altogether.

I have to get one of those “european bidets.” According to the Poop Report, they are Not Just for Hairy European Women Anymore. It isn’t quite as cool as the washlet, but it does have its own charm, wouldn’t you say?

  • This property was purchased on 6/28/2002 for $499,000. The owners used a $399,000 first mortgage, and a $100,000 downpayment. So far so good.
  • On 5/20/2003 they opened a HELOC for $82,000.
  • On 10/4/2004 they opened a HELOC for $248,000.
  • On 4/18/2006 they refinanced with a $650,000 1 year ARM.
  • On 6/13/2006 they opened a HELOC for $160,000.
  • Total property debt is $810,000.
  • Total mortgage equity withdrawal is $411,000 including their $100,000 downpayment.

If this property sells for its asking price, and if a 6% commission is paid (not going to happen), the total loss to the lender will be $180,200 assuming this borrower fully tapped the HELOC.

There is an open house on this property on Saturday, February 28, 2009 12:00 PM – 4:00 PM. Everyone is encouraged to stop by and ask the owners what they spent $411,000 on. If you get an answer, post it to the weekend open thread. I know I would like to know where the money went.

Choking on your alibis
But it’s just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside

I hope you have enjoyed this week at the Irvine Housing Blog. Come back next week as we
continue chronicling ‘the seventh circle of real estate hell.’ Have a great weekend.

🙂

{book6}

I’m coming out of my cage
And I’ve been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I’m falling asleep
And she’s calling a cab
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
Now they’re going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head
But she’s touching his chest
Now, he takes off her dress
Now, letting me go

And I just can’t look – it’s killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it’s just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside

I never…
I never…
I never…
I never…

Mr Brightside — The Killers

Not Painfully Obvious

With all the news about falling house prices and specials on the housing bubble, it is obvious to most people that prices are falling, and they will continue to do so. Unfortunately, most people do not do anything about it until the price drop is painful–and it is too late.

Today’s featured property is a high-end short sale. It will be a foreclosure soon enough.

46 Crimson Rose kitchen

Asking Price: $1,215,000

Address: 46 Crimson Rose, Irvine, CA 92603

If You Want Blood — AC/DC

Blood on the rocks
Blood on the streets
Blood in the sky
Blood on the sheets

If you want blood
you got it

I think we all know this is going to end badly, and there is nothing anyone in government or elsewhere can do about it. It should be obvious to anyone who watches the news and is capable of objectively seeing what is happening. Unfortunately, most people lose their ability to be objective about the course of prices in financial markets once they take a position. Since almost 70% of households are “long” real estate, most people are incapable of seeing the market objectively. Even now, surveys on housing prices show a majority of homeowners believe prices will appreciate in 2009. Crazy.

{book2}

When I wrote the post “speculation or investment?” I had this description of a speculator’s emotional cycle:

When prices begin to fall in a speculative market,
most speculators immediately lapse into denial. They were so
emotionally rewarded by purchasing and holding the asset, they see no
reason to believe the first signs of a declining market are anything
other than a temporary aberration. As prices continue to fall, the
emotions change: fear begins to creep in, and the battle between denial
and fear goes on well past the breakeven point where the speculator
could have closed the position without losing any money. As prices fall
further, the fear begins to take an emotional toll and the speculator
starts to feel pain. The further prices drop, the more pain is
inflicted on the speculator. What is the natural reaction to pain? Push
it away. As a speculative investment becomes painful, the natural
reaction is to want to get rid of it. This prompts the speculator to
sell the asset – only after they have lost money. A speculator’s
emotions always work against them. When the asset is rising in price
they want more of it, and when it is falling in price they want less.
This is a natural reaction, and it is the cause of all losses in
speculative markets. This is why most speculators fail.

Speculation

I recently had a conversation with a friend who told me
about a family that lives in the Bay area that is important to him. The story of
what this family did during the great housing bubble is very common, and their reaction
to what is happening now is also very common.

It all started in the late 90s when they purchased their
first home for about $250,000. By 2005 the value of this property reached $650,000.
Along the way they lived somewhat beyond their means and spent about $150,000 of
their equity, but at the time they still had plenty of equity left over. In 2005 they
decided it was time to move up. They borrowed an additional $150,000 out of
their primary residence and used it as a downpayment on a $1.1 million property.
Rather than selling their first property they decided to keep it as an “investment.”

They put $50,000 down on their first property, and over the
course of the next eight years they managed to leverage themselves into $1.8
million worth of property, they were able to live beyond their means, and they
managed to increase their net worth. No problem, right?

Well, in order to achieve this great wealth and prosperity
they had to increase their debt from around $200,000 to nearly $1.6 million.
The rental income from their first property helps, but without exotic financing
they are unable to service the debt load. Through mortgage equity withdrawal
they were able to sustain their lifestyle through continued Ponzi Scheme
borrowing, but with the credit crunch their credit lines are frozen, and their
life lines are cut off. They do not make enough to support the debt, and my friend is concerned they will lose both properties. Unless Ponzi financing returns, they probably will.

Since the peak, property values in the area have declined
about 25%, which is less than the rest of the state of California, but it
leaves them with properties worth around $1,350,000. This puts them about
$250,000 underwater. They will probably be close to $600,000 underwater before
prices stabilize.

Right now they are in denial. They still plan to keep both
properties as they expect prices to be back up to the peak valuations in a
couple of years. They were so rewarded for buying and holding their first
property that they are not feeling enough pain in their current situation to do
anything about it. For them the price decline is not painfully obvious.

Today’s featured property is a fairly egregious HELOC abuser. Are you ready to pay off his debts as US taxpayers?

46 Crimson Rose kitchen

Asking Price: $1,215,000

IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $303,750

Downpayment Needed: $243,000

Monthly Equity Burn: $10,125

Purchase Price: $1,384,000

Purchase Date: 9/28/2005

Address: 46 Crimson Rose, Irvine, CA 92603

Beds: 3
Baths: 4
Sq. Ft.: 2,863
$/Sq. Ft.: $424
Lot Size: 6,198

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Contemporary, Spanish
Year Built: 2005
Stories: 2
View: Hills
Area: Turtle Ridge
County: Orange
MLS#: P668964
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 67 days

Gourmet Kitchen Award

LOCATION! LOCATION! LOCATION! PRIVATE & ELEGANT MAGNIFICENT
MASTERPIECE SITUATED ON OVERSIZED LOT IN AN EXCLUSIVE GATED COMMUNITY
WITH LOTS OF CURB APPEAL! SPACIOUS OPEN FLOORPLAN FEATURING 2 BEDROOMS,
2.5 BATHROOM IN MAIN HOUSE, BEAUTIFUL MASTER SUITE WITH RETREAT AND
LAVISH JACCUZI TUB, GRANITE COUNTERTOPS OFF BALCONY TO CATCH AN OCEAN
BREEZE, EUROPEAN GOURMET KITCHEN ISLAND WITH GRANITE COUNTERTOPS, PLUS
SEPERATE CASITA WITH 1 BEDROOM, CLOSET, PRIVATE BATH. GIGANTIC WELL
MAINTAIN BACK YARD TO ENJOY FAMILY BBQ AND PARTIES.CLOSE TO FASHIONED
ISLAND & IRVINE SPECTRUM MALLS, JOHN WAYNE AIRPORT, UCI &
FREEWAYS. THIS IS AN APPROVED SHORT-SALE AT $1,215,000.00 WITHOUT
CLOSING COST. COMMISSIONS split 50/50 SUBJECT TO THE LENDER’S APPROVAL.
Take Back Up Offers.

LOCATION! LOCATION! LOCATION! Blah! Blah! Blah!

Take Back Up Offers. LOL!

  • This property was purchased on 9/28/2005 for $1,384,000. The owner used a $1,000,000 first mortgage, a $245,159 HELOC and a $138,841 downpayment.
  • On 2/28/2007 he refinanced with a $1,425,000 first mortgage.
  • On 5/9/2007 he opened a HELOC for $284,990.
  • Total mortgage equity withdrawal is $464,831.
  • Total mortgage debt is $1,709,990.

The “approved” short sale amount of $1,215,000 would net Washington Mutual Chase (soon to be US taxpayer) $1,142,100 after a 6% commission. So if the lender gets this wishing price, the total loss will be $567,890.

So how do you feel about paying off this guy’s debt?

{book7}

It’s criminal
there ought to be a law
criminal
there ought to be a whole lot more
you get a nothin’ for nothin’
tell me who can you trust
we got what ya want
and you got the lust

Refrain:
If you want blood (YOU GOT IT)
If you want blood (YOU GOT IT)
BLOOD on the streets
BLOOD on the rocks
BLOOD in the gutter, EVERY LAST DROP, YOU WANT BLOOD
you got it
yes you have

It’s animal
livin’ in a human zoo
animal
the shit that they toss to you
feelin’ like a Christian
locked in a cage
thrown to the lions
on a seconds rage

Refrain

O Positive

Blood on the rocks
Blood on the streets
Blood in the sky
Blood on the sheets

If you want blood
you got it

Want you to bleed for me

If you want blood, you got it

If You Want Blood — AC/DC