People will resort to some cooky rituals to make them feel good about living in a foreclosed home.
Irvine Home Address … 51 LAKESHORE 20 Irvine, CA 92604
Resale Home Price …… $499,000
Raven hair and ruby lips
sparks fly from her finger tips
Echoed voices in the night
she's a restless spirit on an endless flight
wooo hooo witchy woman, see how high she flies
wooo hooo witchy woman, she got the moon in her eye
The Eagles — Witchy Woman
Witches are being brought in to spiritually decontaminate foreclosed houses.
The Housing Slump Has Salem On a Witch Hunt Again
Buyers Worried About Bad Vibes From Foreclosed Homes Seek a Cleansing
By S. MITRA KALITA — JANUARY 13, 2011
SALEM, Mass.—There's a certain look and feel to a foreclosed home, and 31 Arbella St. has it: fraying carpet, missing appliances, foam insulation poking through cracked walls.
That doesn't faze buyer Tony Barletta since he plans a gut renovation anyway. It's the bad vibes that bother him.
So two weeks before closing, Mr. Barletta followed witch Lori Bruno and warlock Christian Day through the three-story home. They clanged bells and sprayed holy water, poured kosher salt on doorways and raised iron swords at windows.
It's amazing the silly things both big and small people do in order to feel good about a new purchase. Guys will typically run numbers on spreadsheets to convince themselves they can afford it. Women will imagine each room of the house, where the furniture goes, and whether or not the place gives them a warm and fuzzy feeling. I guess some people feel they need some dude with a broadsword to walk through their house and frighten the ghosts away. Sounds pretty stupid to me.
“Residue, residue, residue is in this house. It has to come out,” shouted Ms. Bruno, a 70-year-old who claims to be a descendant of 16th-century Italian witches. “Lord of fire, lord flame, blessed be thy holy name…All negativity must be gone!”
The foreclosure crisis has helped resurrect an ancient tradition: the house cleansing. Buyers such as Mr. Barletta are turning to witches, psychics, priests and feng shui consultants, among others, to bless or exorcise dwellings.
Normal, middle-class Americans don't go for strange rituals. No, if mainstream people have a problem, they turn to St. Joseph. He will help them out.
Sellers, too, are adopting the trend to help move a property stuck on the market.
In recent months, foreclosure and other distressed sales have represented about a third of all home sales, according to the National Association of Realtors. With so many foreclosures riddling the market, some buyers find that a coat of paint is hardly enough to rid a house of its creepy quotient.
“It's not entities or ghosts that we're dealing with anymore,” says Julie Belmont, a so-called intuitive who works in Orange County, Calif., where 40% of home sales last year were distress sales. “With foreclosures, a lot of it is energy imprints from past discussions, arguments, money problems. All of that is absorbed by the house.”
The Julie Belmont site is an interesting exploration of how some people make a living.
Homeowners of various faiths have turned to different rituals—called house cleansings or space clearings—for centuries. Catholics and Hindus, for example, might ask a priest to bless a new home before moving in. Before their new year, the Chinese cleanse the home to sweep away any bad luck accumulated over the past twelve months.
Ms. Bruno's process pulls from a few methods: Ringing bells, she says, breaks up the negative energy of a place. Iron keeps evil spirits away, says Mr. Day, brandishing a sword across the living room.
Mr. Barletta heard about the pair through his real-estate agent after his offer on the home was accepted. “I'm a spiritual person,” he says. “I just wanted to remove the negative energy first.”
In Salem, the site of the 1692 witch trials, the occult is a part of the everyday, from the high-school sports team known as the Witches to entrepreneurs such as Mr. Day and Ms. Bruno. He owns the Hex Old World Witchery magic shop downtown and she gives psychic readings there.
“It's a very spiritual city,” says Salem real-estate agent Janet Andrews Howcroft.
I think she means to say the city is filled with suckers who can best be appealed to with mumbo jumbo.
But the city's real-estate market hasn't been so charmed. Home prices here fell by about a third in the past two years, according to Ms. Howcroft. And Essex, the county that Salem calls home, had the state's second-highest foreclosure level in October, says the Warren Group, which tracks real-estate data in New England.
Ms. Howcroft attributes recent requests for house blessings in part to the economic picture here. She counted at least eight transactions last year that involved a house cleansing, compared to the occasional request in prior years.
I attribute the recent requests to the last gasp of desperation on the part of loan owners who cannot get the price they need to get out of the hole. When denial is stretched to its breaking point, people can engage in some pretty bizarre behavior. Do any of you remember the bulls in 2006-2008 who used to spam Lanzner's blog with dozens of daily comments to talk up the market?
The house on Arbella Street is under contract for $167,000, and was appraised for nearly double, pending renovations. But, Ms. Bruno cautioned, that bargain comes with a price. She gestured toward an empty room with “Mike, Age 13” scrawled on the wall in child's handwriting. “If someone took your home away, how would you feel?”
Taking her cleansing agent of kosher salt in a bowl of water and lighting a candle, she led the group—including the buyer's agent—up the stairs. Arriving at the upstairs kitchen, gutted of its cabinetry and appliances, Ms. Bruno yelled into the air: “You will not hurt anything I hold dear. I am the exorcist of your garbage!”
LOL! Do I really need to comment?
She is quick to distinguish her services from that of a plain-vanilla psychic. “Unlike psychics, witches know you can change the future,” she explains.
They might be described as good witches. Ms. Bruno, who feels she is well compensated for her readings, doesn't charge for her house cleansings—she's done more than 100, she says. Rather, she considers them to be a form of charity work. “I don't want to live off people's sadness,” she says. Fellow Salem witch Lillee Allee also performs house blessings and, like Ms. Bruno, she doesn't take a fee.
Elsewhere, others are viewing the rituals as a real business opportunity. Austin, Texas-based feng shui consultant Logynn B. Northrhip is teaming up with Scottsdale, Ariz., real-estate agent Jason Goldberg to offer a package of services to create better vibes in a home, either before sale or after purchase. The two met at a yoga retreat.
In Sacramento, Calif., realtor Tamara Dorris also used feng shui to help speed the sale of a property that had been on the market for more than a year. She placed a jade plant, believed to bring good financial luck, in a “prosperity corner” and waited.
“Within two weeks, I had two offers,” she says. “Most homes have at least one or two prosperity flaws. Foreclosed homes have five or six flaws.”
Foreclosed homes only have more flaws is the flipper fails to renovate and fix those flaws.
Sometimes, it's bad feng shui to even attempt to buy a foreclosure. That was Grace Lee's discovery as she toured 30 houses in the San Diego area, her consultant Simona Mainini in tow, to find a new home. In the end, Ms. Mainini just advised her to buy new construction, saying it would save her money on repairs and other troubles in the long run.
“You can keep looking for deals in distressed properties,” Ms. Mainini recalls telling her client. “But they all have an energy that is very weak for money.”
Sorry, Ms. Mainini, but distressed properties are not very weak for money. Although, I suppose they aren't helping the distressed owners much.
Another owner hoping for 10% appreciation last year
I remember when the housing bust first started, it was common to see peak buyers offer their properties for sale at a price that would give them some negotiation room, pay the realtors's commission, and get them out at breakeven. Now that prices are double dipping, we are seeing this behavior all over again.
This owner probably thought she was getting a bargain. The previous owner paid $551,000 back in 2004. He imploded when his Option ARM went bad. She was getting a 20% discount in late 2009. Was it enough?
Irvine Home Address … 51 LAKESHORE 20 Irvine, CA 92604
Resale Home Price … $499,000
Home Purchase Price … $450,000
Home Purchase Date …. 12/22/09
Net Gain (Loss) ………. $19,060
Percent Change ………. 4.2%
Annual Appreciation … 9.6%
Cost of Ownership
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$499,000 ………. Asking Price
$17,465 ………. 3.5% Down FHA Financing
4.79% …………… Mortgage Interest Rate
$481,535 ………. 30-Year Mortgage
$100,867 ………. Income Requirement
$2,524 ………. Monthly Mortgage Payment
$432 ………. Property Tax
$0 ………. Special Taxes and Levies (Mello Roos)
$83 ………. Homeowners Insurance
$367 ………. Homeowners Association Fees
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$3,406 ………. Monthly Cash Outlays
-$412 ………. Tax Savings (% of Interest and Property Tax)
-$601 ………. Equity Hidden in Payment
$32 ………. Lost Income to Down Payment (net of taxes)
$62 ………. Maintenance and Replacement Reserves
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$2,487 ………. Monthly Cost of Ownership
Cash Acquisition Demands
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$4,990 ………. Furnishing and Move In @1%
$4,990 ………. Closing Costs @1%
$4,815 ………… Interest Points @1% of Loan
$17,465 ………. Down Payment
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$32,260 ………. Total Cash Costs
$38,100 ………… Emergency Cash Reserves
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$70,360 ………. Total Savings Needed
Property Details for 51 LAKESHORE 20 Irvine, CA 92604
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Beds: 2
Baths: 2 baths
Home size: 1,610 sq ft
($310 / sq ft)
Lot Size: n/a
Year Built: 1979
Days on Market: 8
Listing Updated: 40553
MLS Number: S643538
Property Type: Condominium, Residential
Community: Woodbridge
Tract: Al
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MODEL PERFECT & HIGHLY UPGRADED SINGLE LEVEL WOODBRIDGE HOME WITHIN STEPS TO THE LAKE! Lake! Lake! Spacious floorplan with lots of windows makes this home very bright and desirable. This spectacular home is maticulously upgraded with the finest materials. WOW! OVER 85k in upgrades!!! Spacious Living room, formal dining room, and the hallway has upgraded with the highest quality hardwood flooring. Large Gourmet kitchen with breakfast nook and garden window has upgraded with stainless steel Samsung refrigerator, dishwasher, microwave, stove, lighting fixtures, and beautiful TRAVERTINE flooring. Recessed lightings, Crown Moldings, LG washer & dryer, 3 tone painting, and designer draperies throughout the home are examples of more upgrades. Beautiful private frontyard, and remodeled large backyard completes the desirability of this home, and make it one of the nicest home in the community.
Ummmm Yeah.
All I have to do is look at the “meet the consultant” page for the feng shui design master, and I just know she would be my go to girl for everything I could ever want to know about teeth whitening.
http://www.fengshuidesignconcepts.com/aboutus.shtml#consultant
I loved the Mission Statement and Vision Statement. Empowering people to find their shadow selves!
Pass the bong this way dewhd!
She sure does sell some righteous mumbo jumbo eh?
I wonder what she did before she became a feng shui master.
LOL!
The ghost of Christmas Foreclosure roaming the house leaving residue all over!
Thank God we have some old hippies armed with holy water to purge these fiends!
This would make a great plot for Ghostbusters 3 – the guys have to come out of retirement after a surge in the nation’s foreclosure rate threatens to overwhealm the world with evil spirits.
Residue! Residue!
Lake! Lake!
Well, this listing went pending on Tuesday, so maybe they got their 10% bump in price.
Let’s see what do we have here?
Ahhh another Irvine property where the 2011 market value is higher than the 2009 market value.
Yep, the recession sure did devastate Irvine. Whatever will we do with 2011 market values higher than 2008 market values? What if 2012 market values are the same as 2008… Gasp … that will be horrific. People will be jumping off buildings and the Salvation Army will need to step in to help struggling Irvine if things get that bad.
I love this troll. PR’s like a one-man textbook on logical fallacies.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man
PR is waiting for interest rates to hit 2% so his children can afford this place.
PR, you really should share your story with the blog. I would love to hear all about the secret to your success in life.
We could start off with how old you were when you made your first million and when you boinked your first super model – the lead up to the climax of success when you paid all cash for a tract house in Irvine, California to retire and live the good life and blog about lower and lower interest rates every day for the rest of your life.
Dont’ jump the gun PR. Wait till this turd sells and we’ll see what the market value is. Asking price is just that, the seller’s wish price.
The listing is marked pending, so (assuming no shenanigans), they have a buyer and are probably in escrow as we speak (type?). Of course, the final purchase price won’t be known until the deal is finalized, but considering that it went pending after only ten days on the market, the price is most likely at list or above.
OK, I’ll be the first (maybe only) one to admit: I totally get why someone would do this spiritual house cleansing thing. Even though I don’t believe in “negative energy”, it would feel good, psychologically, to have some ritual marking of a new beginning. I’m female. Go ahead and blame it on that.
I don’t really believe this this “negative energy” stuff.
But I would support the Fed and Treasury spending a few million on a team of warlocks to purge and cleanse the finical system, rather the hundreds of billions of taxpayer funds they have diverted to wall street.
The ritual a few years ago was to buy that new place, fire up a HELOC and go shopping. No worries,no guilt.
I know this may be off topic and since the house is in San Clemente, out of regional significance, but you got to read this “realtors” house description, and you know how we love to dissect these. This guy is bringing an entirely new level of prose to the business. Felt like I needed a shower (or a cigarette) after reading. Too funny!
http://www.redfin.com/CA/San-Clemente/341-Calle-Escuela-92672/home/4994611
I would like to hear their “narrative” of writing the mortgage payment on this place.
You could do it on the patio after a refreshing shower.
Is it any more troublesome to believe in spiritual energy then to believe in an infinite growth real estate market?
Frankly, I think the market fantasies are more damaging then the idea of witches, smudging and negative energy.
Salem witches meet housing foreclosure. Biggest internet troll of 2011 award nominee?
They sell those ghastly St. Joe statues at the County Board of Realtors. It’s part of a business model for more than one Realtor I know.
Here’s a helpful take on superstitions like these:
http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/#meta-prediction
The Feng Shui practitioners do offer some reasonable design changes for some listings that aren’t well staged. They reposition tables, add plants, window treatments, and utilize other negative spirit re-directing tools. These changes do help in the sales of homes, although a good interior designer could perform the said same work at a fraction of the nonsense quotient (and cost) you get from a FS Wizard.
My .02c
Soylent Green Is People.
I think that magical thinking is a more common human coping mechanisn than we are usually aware of. I hang around with fishermaen, and ritual abounds, even among guys with Masters degrees in science. This got me to thinnking of some of the more powerful amulets and charms a home seller might try. Among the ideas, a clear title, a clear pest report, and the most powerful of magic, a market clearing price. If only someone could advise the sellers.
Need…….Spell…….Check!
Just use Firefox. It is a free download for Windows, Mac and Linux.
http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/
IR,
Apologies in advance for being totally OT but here’s a link to a bunch of Banksy’s street art including quite a few I had not seen before…
Thank you. I will use some of those.
IR, OT#2 but this is breaking –
4closureFraud Exclusive – President Obama Falls Victim to Chase Robo-Signers
Wow someone really drank the Koolaid(tm) before buying this place! Half-a-mil? Hahaha clearly the Socal real-estate lovefest continues…