Is It Your Typee?

Type – Living Colour

The distress that used to be concentrated at the low end of the market is starting to show in more expensive properties. On Friday, we profiled Heroes of the Potomac a property that went for almost $1,000,000 at the peak. Today’s featured property is a large, five-bedroom home in Northwood. It is REO, and it is sold at auction for almost 20% less than its 2004 purchase price.

13755 Typee Way Inside

Asking Price: $699,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $174,750

Downpayment Needed: $139,800

Monthly Equity Burn: $5,825

Purchase Price: $729,000

Purchase Date: 10/12/2004

Address: 13755 Typee Way, Irvine, CA 92620

REO

Beds: 5
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 2,587
$/Sq. Ft.: $270
Lot Size: 5,662

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Traditional
Year Built: 1970
Stories: 2 Levels
Area: Northwood
County: Orange
MLS#: S537614
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 12 days

Beautiful executive pool home. 5 Bedroom 3 Bath two story single family
home. Lovely hardwood floors, cozy fireplace in living room, bonus
room, wet bar and a loft. No Association dues or Mello Roos. Perfect
for Entertaining!

Do people who live in Irvine really do that much entertaining? Is every house an entertainer’s house?

Why only 3 pictures, and why are they so bad? Do the realtors not care either?

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It this property sells for its asking price, and if a 6% commission is paid, the total loss will be $71,940. That doesn’t sound like much, but when 2004 purchases start yeilding six-figure losses, where does that leave everyone who purchased after that?

BTW, the credit crunch is getting a bit crunchier. Indymac is stopping lending and laying off staff. Much of Irvine is Alt-A loans, many of which were issued by Indymac. Anyone hoping to refinance an Indymac loan will have to go elsewhere.

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Stereotype
Monotype
Blood type
Are you my type?
Minimalism
Abstract expressionism
Postmodernism
Is it?

We are the children of concrete and steel
This is the place where the truth is concealed
This is the time when the lie is revealed
Everything is possible, but nothing is real

Corporate religion
Televangahypnotism
Suffer till you die
For the sweet-bye-and-bye
Science and technology, the new mythology
Look deep inside
Empty

We are the children of concrete and steel
This is the place where the truth is concealed
This is the time when the lie is revealed
Everything is possible, but nothing is real

Everything that goes around
Comes around

Hypothetical
Theoretical
Circumstantial evidence
Irrelevance
Dont think twice
Just roll the dice
Pay the price
Snake eyes

Type – Living Colour

47 thoughts on “Is It Your Typee?

    1. AZDavidPhx

      Racquel is pretty attractive.

      She should have no trouble getting back in to bartending.

        1. James

          Thats funny you say that. Im from NorCal, and now living in the OC. Im amazed that so many hot women down here have herpies.

          Be careful out there, when you meet a “hot” chick, always check their pocket book or medicine cabinet for Valtrex. No wonder they play that commerical so much on tv down here.

    2. Agent#777

      Hey, thanks for the link to one of the most annoying web pages I have been on in a while! Did you catch that “search” page? It had perhaps one third of the frame as that page, and the rest was just some annoying message.

  1. George8

    This home was sold for $300k in 1997 the previous low cycle. Following are the projected prices in the next low cycle in 2010 with 3%, 4%, and 5% compounded from 1997:

    3%: $440,560
    4%: $499,522
    5%: $565,695

    So, which is it going to be in 2010?

    1. NanoWest

      George8,
      I know that this is not a very popular point of view…..but most likely housing values will not keep up with inflation for a long long time. If the credit markets do not get major relief from the U.S./World governments, there will be little money for mortgages for a long, long time. Soon we will see mortgage rates go up to a level that is commensurate with the risks involved.

      There is a good chance as any that the homes in Irvine will be selling for 1998 prices in absolute dollars.

      1. AZDavidPhx

        Very possible when a great deal of the Irvine fancy-pants real-estate, mortgage broker, etc jobs go away.

        Median income could decline back to 2000 levels.

      2. Kirk

        That would be nice, but I doubt it is going to happen. I had thought we’d see 2002 prices in absolute dollars, but I see that Lancaster and downtown San Diego are already flirting with 2001 prices. So, perhaps I’m not bearish enough.

        If Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac fail then I’d buy into 1998 prices. Their failure is not an outlandish scenario.

      3. Dave

        I have been insisting this for the last 8 months, simply because 1998 is about the last year house prices had any shred of reasonability.

        I’ll be a first time buyer, at this rate probably after I turn 50. At 1998 prices, I’ll be buying in cash. Feels good. Renting is still a great deal until then.

        Actually, I want even more. I want the *sellers* to write me a personal letter explaining why I am the right person to purchase their home. How they feel I will be the most suitable owner. Stranger things have happened.

        1. Major Schadenfreude

          I’m afraid the “seller” will be a bank and they aint gonna be writing letters then. However, they will be on their knees asking for your cash!

  2. Larrygg

    Prices are starting to settle down to the acceptable levels but still have a ways to go. At $700K selling price, even if you put down $200K the monthly payments are still way out of reach for most people. Then you add the fact that the economy is in the toilet and may be there through next year and most properties will sit. A few may be bought but the majority will just sit. And we haven’t even begun to comtemplate interest rates rising but that will most likely be the case in a year or two. 30 year mortgages will be up to 7 and 8 percent and that will force house prices even lower.

  3. cara

    Bernanke’s latest speech

    Chairman Ben S. Bernanke
    At the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation’s Forum on Mortgage Lending for Low and Moderate Income Households, Arlington, Virginia
    July 8, 2008

    excerpt on mortgage lending:
    “The recent experience, including the broader turmoil we have seen in the financial markets, will have–indeed, is already having–important consequences for U.S. regulatory policy. First, regulators are taking action to strengthen consumer protections. Next week, the Federal Reserve Board will issue new rules on mortgage lending, using its authorities under the Home Ownership and Equity Protection Act. These new rules, which will apply to all lenders and not just banks, will address some of the problems that have surfaced in recent years in mortgage lending, especially high-cost mortgage lending. We received many helpful comments on our proposal and we incorporated a number of them into the final rules. In another effort to protect consumers, the Board has also recently issued proposals to substantially improve credit card disclosures and to address a number of unfair or deceptive acts and practices in credit card lending.”

    Here’s hoping his new lending constraints are as close as possible to IR’s recommendations in his book.

  4. beentheredonethat

    Not really a deal when you consider that this place probably needs $400k of work.

  5. Laura Louzader

    The place is old by Irvine standards, and is also fugly and weird.

    If what I see of your selling prices is any guide, $200 sq ft max for this dump.

  6. No_Such_Reality

    This place went to foreclosure correct? So that $595K price was someone paying cash on the courthouse steps?

    I think that is the more interesting story. If they aren’t their own firm, they’re gambling $600,000 to make $60,000.

    That’s with no work done on it. IF they are their own brokers than a 3% comp and they’ve got $80,000 of bandwidth to sell, fix etc.

    No holding costs if they didn’t refinance, other than HOA, insurance, taxes.

    1. George8

      $595k was, in most cases, just the loan balance (primary mortgage). And, there was no independent party competing above this balance.

      The listing is just a starting point for the bank to unload the REO.

      A knife catcher probably can get this one near the auctioned price this selling season. By this winter, if it still sits in the market, then $500k-$550k can steal it.

  7. Matt

    Not necessarily…that $595 could have been the bank buying it back at auction, though that is often for the balance of the loan, which only has a 1/1000 chance of being divisible by 1000.

    But, this whole property is odd. These entertainers put in a wet bar, nice hardwood floors, and left that kitchen UNTOUCHED? Who had the bright idea of putting a mirrored closet door RIGHT NEXT TO the glass door to the patio (pic 11)? Yeah, glare won’t be a problem there.

  8. LC

    This price almost seems reasonable, until you realize that the same is going for $575k next door in Lake Forest, and brand new in Ladera Ranch. Throw away $125k as a knife catcher…that is gonna hurt. Whoever is looking for a bargain is going to be looking in Lake Forest too.

  9. Blueberry Pie

    BTW, I saw a ReMax ad on TV last night. They said now is a great time to buy. So I’m gonna make the plunge. They wouldn’t lie.

    1. r€nato

      they didn’t tell you for whom it would be a great time to buy, did they?

      It’s always a great time to buy… if you’re the guy who makes 6% stupid money on the transaction.

  10. shiny

    ipop told me this place would be a steal at 800K so it should fly off the shelf at 699K. Gonna be in escrow tomorrow, for sure.

    1. dada

      “ipop told me this place would be a steal at 800K so it should fly off the shelf at 699K. Gonna be in escrow tomorrow, for sure. ”

      HAHAHAHAHAH ROFL! I think IPOOP is already the latest knife catcher.

          1. dick

            Note to all those potential buyers out there for Ipop’s crib:

            Remember: It’s YOUR JOB to INSULT the seller with a LOW BALL offer !

            Take it, or leave it.

            Nuff said.

          2. ipoplaya

            I put my place into escrow after 5 days on the market… I’ve been in a rental like my boy Shineola for a few weeks now. I’m gonna learn what’s it like to write that check for $3K every month Shiny with no tax deduction coming.

            Sadly, we only had one lowball offer and they quickly increased by $50K when we told them we would not be countering.

          3. George8

            ipo:

            Congrats on the escrow. What are you going to do next? Going to Disney Land? 🙂

            Did I miss your story somewhere? Have you purchased your dream house?

    1. freedomCM

      OMG, what a dumpy bad addition they did in 1975!

      that huge second story overpowering the garage face (and no windows on the garage either?) is fugly!

      and they haven’t done anything to the interior since the 1975 addition!

      i predict that it will sit, and sit, and sit, and finally sell for $300k again. but the purchaser will need to do $100k in updating after that.

  11. anybear

    Tea and Laura are right. This place is beyond ugly and weird. ‘Perfect for entertaining.’ Yeah, for a 70s party!

  12. furious sugar

    Fugly, yes…. but this is the first listing at $270 sq ft I’ve seen that was in OK condition. This breaks thru the $300 barrier in a big way.

    1. Matt

      I don’t think it’ll get THAT low. $133/sqft is lower than Irvine will get. I mean, I’m not the biggest Irvine booster (honestly, I don’t think more of Irvine than most places not on the coast in OC), but compared to IE? Given gas prices and everything that OC has that IE doesn’t (like weather), I just can’t see prices getting THAT bad.

      1. orangeman

        Nice home, but still too high. headed below $100/sq ft. Don’t know how low Irvine will go – however likely to go lower than anyone thinks. Don’t get fixed on price per sq.ft. At the bottom – price per sq.ft. won’t be linear. The larger the home the less it will sell per sq.ft.
        Also don’t get fixed on $160 times current rent.
        If we have a severe recession, rents will fall.

        1. dick

          “If we have a severe recession, rents will fall. ”

          We’re already in a severe recession. When BOTH housing, and autos are in the shitter, I dont care what the gobbermint says, we’re in a recession!

          BTW, my rent has drop AGAIN this year. Renewal notice last week, minus(-$127) off per month to sign another 12 month lease. Hell yeah!

          1. Laura Louzader

            Your landlord REALLY dropped your rent?

            I must tell my Chicago landlord all about it. I never heard of a landlord in this city ever, ever dropping rent. I thought I’d scored a real victory when I got him to not to hike it last year.

            But I didn’t escape a hike this year.

  13. NewToOC

    All the comments about the house making me sad inspired me to look at the pics in detail and I agree. Reminds me of crime scene pictures from TV. What a great contrast to the fabulous pics of IPO’s house IR2 took/posted on the forum thread.

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